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Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Assholes

An old asshole was charged with assholing another asshole ten years ago. The old asshole was caught and had his asshole beaten out of his ass by another asshole. The old asshole was then sent to jail to have his asshole assholed by other assholes.

Three months ago, the old asshole returned and showed the other assholes the real asshole and the other assholes got so assholed that they lost lots of assholes.

Last saturday, the old asshole’s asshole has been put on the assholing board for the second time. Apparently another asshole has lodged an assholing report saying that his asshole has been assholed by the old asshole.

The big asshole claimed immediately that he is not the asshole who is trying to asshole the old asshole. And he will leave the assholing case to the assholes for investigation.

So now, who’s the asshole behind the asshole?

doc posted at 0000

15 comments

wat an asshole-long story. lol

Comment by oliviasy on Monday, June 30th, 2008 at 1400

I felt like an asshole reading that asshole article written by an asshole.

Comment by Charger on Monday, June 30th, 2008 at 1434

Charger : Stop assholing your asshole, asshole!

Comment by doc on Monday, June 30th, 2008 at 1438

lol. Ass hole ke asshole.

Comment by surfnux on Monday, June 30th, 2008 at 1539

surfnux : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asshole

Comment by doc on Monday, June 30th, 2008 at 1555

LOL…the young asshole is a mole planted by the ruling assholes to acuse the old asshole of assholing the young asshole’s asshole and now the old asshole is hiding in the turkish hole? kikiki Doc’s very own tongue twisters!!

Comment by katsmew on Monday, June 30th, 2008 at 1608

katsmew : You learn fast!!!

Comment by doc on Monday, June 30th, 2008 at 1625

Dude is the one.

*RUN*

Comment by Wombat on Monday, June 30th, 2008 at 2101

So da old asshole, big asshole and small and young asshole saling assholing each others’ asshole in order to get they assholes out from the assholes? hmm….so complicated… assholes writter..

Comment by eevet on Monday, June 30th, 2008 at 2317

eevet : Oh well, politicians… Some are dicks and some are cunts. But they all have one thing in common - asshole. While I have no problem with them assholing each other, please leave our (the rakyat) assholes alone, lar… WTH they make our assholes 40% larger???

Comment by doc on Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 at 0041

The Assholes Story Part I (10 years ago)
The Assholes Story Part II ( 2008 June)

Producer : De Assholes Association
Director : Some Assholes behind the Asshole
Actor : Big Asshole
Actress : Young Asshole

Doc……….the story goes on……..

Comment by Jerrytiger on Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 at 0842

Dalam karangan ini, bilangan perkataan yang penting,

Ass = Disebut 1 kali
Asshole = Disebut 28 kali
Assholing = Disebut 4 kali

Sekian Berita Terkini, Salam Mesra !!

Comment by Kai Hong on Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 at 1130

Kai Hong : ‘Assholed’ leh? Apalah cikgu ini…

Comment by doc on Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 at 1144

classic.