Uncle : “So now it’s a triangular relationship - Pak Lah, Najib and Anwar. Suddenly all these liwat meliwat cases kept popping up. I don’t know who to believe anymore.”

Dr. Liew : “As far as I’m concerned, it’s still only BN (Barisan Nasional) vs PR (Pakatan Rakyat). I don’t believe in SOAP opera, although I admit they can be very entertaining. I was hoping to see result. And since BN still can’t deliver, and my nasi lemak bungkus is now three ringgit instead of eighty sen 2 years ago, they left me no choice.”

Uncle : “But having Anwar being the prime minister doesn’t really look very promising. I think either way, we also die.”

Dr. Liew : “Look. Right now, the only thing that we know for sure is that we are still being fucked in the ass after we sent them a very clear message on March 8th this year that we don’t like getting sodomised. Do they care? On the contrary, they fuck us even harder!”

Uncle : “True also.”

Dr. Liew : “And they are saying that by lowering the price of petrol, we will be using up the money from the future allocated for our children. For gawd’s sake, at the rate the current inflation is going, I doubt anyone would want to think they can afford having children when they are currently even too afraid to die because of the rising cost of funeral!”

Uncle : “So, it’s Anwar, eh?”

Dr. Liew : “Look, you can still choose to support BN, knowing very well that you will get sodomised to death and die with your mata terbeliak. Or you can give PR a chance. You may still die, of course, but you may close your eyes because, at the least, you died trying.”