It has been brought to my attention that a very active and well known blogger in Malaysia blogosphere has been suspected to have a condition that is, apparently, not very normal.

Whilst the nature of this condition cannot be ascertained due to insufficient data, its infectious potential has yet to be ruled out.

In view of the potential danger it poses to the society, I hereby declare a state of emergency.

If, in anytime within the past 3 months, you have been to any form of wild party, been in direct or indirect contact with any suspicious person that has any connection with the said active blogger, including a hyperlink directly or indirectly to the active blog, regardless whether it’s of the same sex or of the opposite sex or somewhere in between, you are hereby advised to get yourself checked by your regular doctor.

And if, by any chance, you notice any of the symptoms listed below, you should get yourself admitted to the nearest hospital as soon as possible and be placed under quarantine until you are cleared.

1. Presence of ulcer.
2. Presence of pus.
3. Active bleeding.
4. Presence of scar.
5. Presence of tear.
6. Presence of anything plastic in or on the affected part.
7. Tenesmus.
8. Presence of blood in stool.

It is the least you can do to protect your society and your loved ones.

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