PDRM = Chicken
Home Minister Hamid Albar has come out with a wholly original explanation of why a police beat base in the Chow Kit area of downtown Kuala Lumpur had to be shut down. According to Mr Hamid, the presence of criminals (in the area) could make it unsafe for police officers.
Instead of calling in a napalm airstrike, these anjings are running away with their tail between their legs???
RPCN : “你不知道咩? Pondok Polis 都是拿來擺美的.”
KUALA LUMPUR: If the police had their way, they would ban motorcycles from entering cities and towns.
Inspector-General of Police Tan Sri Musa Hassan said this was one of the drastic measures being studied to combat snatch thieves and other crimes involving motorcycles, including illegal racing.
And where do you think those snatch-thieves-on-motorcycles will go? Penang? No. They will change job, join PDRM, and makan rasuah.
CHICKEN!
In the near future:
KUALA LUMPUR: The government has decided to ban all public toilet in Kuala Lumpur because they are too dirty. The public is advised to do their business at the one and only police station, which, incidentally, has been relocated into Pudu Jail.
From these we can understand their mentality level.
Another MALAYSIA BOLEH!!
Once, a real incident.
Friend’s appartment was broken in, and just so happen that he return home at the right time.
Some indonesians were inside his appartment and quickly seek help from the friend who fetch him home just now.
So happen that a polis peronda with guns and armour passed by.
The police armed themselves with all sorts of gadgets. chik chak chik chak pull trigger.
gone up to the appartment, and … … guess what… …
“Mereka ada dalam tak?”
“you masuk dulu”
“saya belakang cover you”
Friend straight away dumb fucked.
He said “orang sudah lari lah…. ….”
“You sure mereka sudah lari ah?”
“ok, kami sekarang masuk ah! ok? sekarang masuk!”
Friend dumb fucked again.
Haha.. you friend was to be sacrificed? Wow, I didn’t know they taught that in our police academy. Good tactics!
khang : You think only PDRM behave like that ah? Wait until I tell you about a certain doctor who qualified based on non-academic/non-meritocratic criteria. When a patient in his ward went code blue, he quickly hid himself in the toilet claiming that he had severe stomachache while all the other doctors were trying to save his hide. When he was eventually discovered in the toilet, all he asked was ‘Itu pesakit sudah mati kah?’ When told that we didn’t manage to revive his patient, he still managed to flush his cigarette butt down the ward toilet bowl before coming out. Very good tactic indeed.
Er… police like that, doctor also like that. Itulah, simply send unqualified people for JPA scholarship. Hmm.. Is there anymore hope for Malaysia? Sigh…
Now they bought Lancer Evolution for PDRM so they can run away from the bad guys faster.