Conversation
TNB : “We can negotiate one.”
Mr. Wong : “What is there to negotiate? I didn’t temper with the meter! I am not going to pay a single sen!”
TNB : “So you don’t want to negotiate?”
Mr. Wong : “I am going to complain to Biro Pengaduan Am.”
TNB : “Go ahead!”
Mr. Wong : *complain complain complain*
BPA : “You go complain to Suruhanjaya Tenaga.”
Mr. Wong : “Okay.” *complain complain complain*
Suruhanjaya Tenaga : “Let us investigate.”
Mr. Wong : “Okay.”
Suruhanjaya Tenaga : “Our conclusion is that you go and negotiate with TNB.”
Mr. Wong : “Okay.”
TNB : “So you want to pay or not? We can negotiate one.”
Mr. Wong : “I am not going to pay anything!”
TNB : “So you don’t want to negotiate?”
Mr. Wong : “I come here to negotiate but I am not going to pay anything.”
TNB : “Then there is nothing to negotiate lor. We go cut power lor.”
Mr. Wong : “I go and make police report.”
TNB : “You go and make lor. We got power to cut your power one. We not sked.”
Mr. Wong : *complain complain complain to member of parliament*
MP : “I give you two choice - you pay, or you can go to court.”
Mr. Wong : “#$%~$%#%^!!!”
Dr. X : “Wei! WTF my clinic power got cut?”
Mr. Wong : “It’s not my fault! I complained to BPA, ST and even made police report!”
Dr. X : “I rent shop from you and now I don’t have power! You get my power back or I am going to move out!”
Mr. Wong : “Wei wei wei! Dun la lidat! We are on the same boat here! I am doing all I can!”
Dr. X : “You want to sink you sink alone! I go swim somewhere else.”
Mr. Wong : “Dun la lidat! We go find Dr. Liew, he sure can help one.”
Dr. Liew : “You think I so free?”
Dr. X & Mr. Wong : “Please lar please please puleeze…”
Dr. Liew : “Let me call up Suruhanjaya Tenaga.”
Suruhanjaya Tenaga : “Mr. Wong should negotiate with TNB.”
Dr. Liew : “But they are asking Mr. Wong to pay. Mr. Wong doesn’t want to pay.”
Suruhanjaya Tenaga : “Then bring to court lor.”
Dr. Liew : “Any other option?”
Suruhanjaya Tenaga : “Can rent our generator set. Veli cheap only! Hehehe.”
Dr. Liew : “Fuck you!”
Mr. Wong : “I tell you hor… This ST and TNB snake rat one nest one…”
Dr. Liew : “Wait I call TNB CEO Che Khalib.”
Sexcretary : “Boss busy. I pass you to his special officer (SO aka Ass’Ole).”
Ass’Ole : “I will consult with my boss.”
Dr. Liew : “Call me back.”
Ass’Ole : “My boss say you should ask Mr. Wong to negotiate.”
Mr. Wong : “See? No use one.”
Dr. Liew : “You go see my lawyer. She very lenglui one. Her name Miss Yong.”
Mr. Wong : “Okay. Got discount arh?”
Dr. Liew : “Got got got! Half price for you.”
Miss Yong’s assistant : “Want to see boss? MYR 250.00 upfront please. Discounted price for Dr. Liew.”
Mr. Wong : “#$%~$%#%^!!!” *pay*
Miss Yong : “I can represent Mr. Wong. TNB is known to use this kind of tactic. I will write them letter.”
Dr. X : “Wei wei wei! What about me? My patients are dying left right center out there!!!”
Miss Yong : “Since this case is between Mr. Wong and TNB, you can go to TNB and ask them to open another account under your own name.”
Dr. Liew : “Will they allow another account to be opened at the same address while there’s an MYR 20k lawsuit pending?”
Miss Yong : “I am sure they can. But whether they want to do it or not is another matter.”
Dr. Liew : “Oi! Ass’Ole! Can Dr. X open a new account with TNB while waiting for Mr. Wong and TNB to rot in hell?”
Ass’Ole : “I also dunno. I am not very well-versed with this.”
Dr. Liew : “Then can you suggest someone that is more well-versed than you?”
Ass’Ole : “It’s 5pm. I will try to get Puan K of TNB to call you back today if I can get hold of her, or tomorrow.”
… to be continued…
