Flowers
Auntie : “Yesterday uncle brought me some flowers and I started sneezing shortly after. Today my eyes all swollen up liao.”
Dr. Liew : “Looks like you’re allergic to some pollens or something. Get rid of the flowers and you should be okay.”
Auntie : “But but but…”
Dr. Liew : “For the life of me I can’t understand you women. They are only plants. they can wither and will die, within days. Why didn’t he get something practical like Bluetooth stereo headphone, portable DVD player and all? At least can last more than months or probably years.”
Kid : “Ya ya ya. Like my PSP. Can play games.”
Dr. Liew : “But next time when you chase girlfriend hor, must buy flowers. I don’t know why they like flowers, but it always work.”
Kid : “Maybe it’s their nature. I heard they like roses.”
Auntie : “Aiyah! You small boy won’t understand one lar. But next time mama don’t want you to buy flowers for other girls. You can only buy flowers for mama. Okay?”
Kid : “Then 改次我不能繁殖怎么办?”
Dr. Liew : *LOLFOC*
yikes! i’m one of those few women who don’t like flowers! i had all along mentioned i never like flowers. flowers will be nice/look nice at that moment and for a few days, and yes then it die, then nothing!! so true lah, i prefer something practical, yeah like gadgets (PDA, digicam, handphone etc)… or jewelery… which at least is much better than flowers.
hehehe how old is the kid…
lucia: you sounded like a female techie :D
Lucia, I agree with you. Problem is.. Ipod Video, MacBook and SLR digicam are too expensive for my bf.
Wow Lucia, you sound like an interesting lady! First time I meet a lady who refuses flowers. Maybe we can meet up someday?
phangan, yes i luv gadgets but i’m not really that very techie yet. boon, you wouldn’t want to meet up with me after knowing my age. i could be your aunty already. hehe.
btw doc, how come my link url cannot appear at my name (like soap6gal)?
lucia : You didn’t put in your blog url when you register. It’s been taken care of.
aiyah…i rather get more practical things la…like ipod or handphone or sumthin but u know its not cheap ma…once in a very very very very very long time give flowers once nvm de…hehehe can keep the flowers wan..i teach u how…juz take away the wet cotton n then turn the flowers over so dey wun wither and let it dry under the sun… =P heheh c i smart leh? where got go to waste? can use as display/decorative item leh…=P
Why women like to complain when their bf/hubby buy them a gift? I got 4 new rim+tyre for x’mas leh.