RPCNs : “Doc, long distance call.”

Dr. Liew : “Send it in.”

Uncle : “Harlow 世侄! Everything okay?”

Dr. Liew : “Yeah, don’t worry, your daughters are still virgin. Where are you now?”

Uncle : “Somewhere very near North Pole. Want me to bring you anything?”

Dr. Liew : “How about a cute penguin?”

Uncle : “Penguin in South Pole lar duh~~~”

Dr. Liew : “Then polar bear lor… Yum yum~~~”

Uncle : “…”