Errorsafe
Idiot : “There’s some error with the PC.”
Dr. Liew : “What kind of error?”
Idiot : “It said some error save…”
Dr. Liew : “What do you mean?”
Idiot : “I don’t know.”
Dr. Liew : “Next time when you see an error, copy the message down word-by-word, can? If possible, use the same kind of font.”
Idiot : “…”
Dr. Liew : *boot up PC* “WTF? Since when you installed ‘Error Safe’ into this PC?”
Idiot : “…”
Dr. Liew : “What? Are you deaf or dumb? I just asked you a question!”
Idiot : “…”
Dr. Liew : “Where did you get it from?”
Idiot : “Yahoo.”
Dr. Liew : “Give me one damn good reason why you installed it?”
Idiot : “I think it can clean virus.”
Dr. Liew : “If I were to tell you to stick a baseball bat up your ass because it can clean virus, will you do it?”
Idiot : “…”
Dr. Liew : *uninstall* *run Spybot S&D* *clean registry* “Tell me one damn good reason why I should not ban you from using computer.”
Idiot : “I’m doing your income tax.”
Dr. Liew : “Use a calculator.”
Idiot : “…”
Dr. Liew : *updating virus signatures* “You still need to use this PC?”
Idiot : “Err… Nope.”
Dr. Liew : “Your toilet time is up. Go shit. Don’t come out until I tell you so.”
Idiot : *run to toilet*
one of your RPCN ?
Nope.
I think I’m going to sound rather much like the Idiot when I ask this, but what’s error safe?
anastasia : cn_dot_errorsafe_dot_com
err… don’t want to sound like that idoit… but…. but… what is it for?
Spyware, spyware, spyware.
Wonder how much doc charge for cleaning up the spyware? Enough to cover your income tax filled up fees?
Private income tax due is 30 Apr, business is 1 month later. 31 May.
Me, being a SMART I.T idiot, would rather ask idiot questions than spoil the computer, and then get cursed by other “I.T experts”.
Hehehe..so fierce la dr liew
da1gal : Don’t believe what you read. I’m actually a very adorable and nice man. ;)