Eversince some leeches up there decided that it’s mandatory for all private practitioners in Malaysia to register themselves before October 31st, 2006 and came out with some PHISHING act demanding payment of MYR 1,500 each, many doctors that I know have been scurrying to get themselves registered in order to avoid that MYR 300,000 fine.

But little do they know that their supposedly private information that has been passed to the government is now openly available to anyone that is internet savvy.

In another word, they are walking into a trap.

Now you know when to rob them,

where to rob them…

and how rich they are.

Please spread this news. And docs, please be informed. Thank you.

Act 1

Dave Chiew : “What is 45 by 100 in terms of percentage?”

Sonny (not his real name) Chiew : “18.9 percent.”

Dave Chiew : “No, son. It’s 45 percent.”

Sonny (not his real name) Chiew : “But my mathematic teacher said the answer is 18.9 percent!”

Dave Chiew : “Your teacher must have made a mistake.”

Sonny (not his real name) Chiew : “But teachers are never wrong!”

Dave Chiew : “No, Sonny (not his real name), 45 by 100 is 45 percent!”

Sonny (not his real name) Chiew : “But my teacher said whoever insists on the answer ‘45 percent’ is going to get punished by doing naked earsquats!”

Dave Chiew : “…”

Act 2

Principal : “Trisomy 21, I’m happy to inform you that the score for your last IQ test came back as 45! Congratulations! You are going to get to study in a normal school with normal children instead of sticking around this ‘School for the Retardeds’!”

Trisomy 21 : “No, sir. There must have been some mistake. My IQ test score should be 18.9 only! I’m still a retard!”

Principal : “But the test result showed that you scored a 45!”

Trisomy 21 : “I must have gotten lucky this time. I am still a retard. You see, retardness runs in the family. My grandparents are retards, my parents are retards, so I must be a retard! Please let me be a retard! I can’t live without being a retard! I need people to donate school books to me. I need people to donate my school uniforms, shoes… In fact I won’t even mind if they donate their used condoms to me so that I can have sex with my… err… my… daughter…”

Principal : “…”

隣國前總理李光耀一針見血, 在一條吸着血的大水蛭身上撒了一撮鹽. 看着它那死人樣, 扭曲着那吸滿血而擁腫的一團爛肉, 許多人都打從心底暗爽到前列腺去. 有女朋友的漏夜叫醒女朋友, 有老婆的漏夜叫醒老婆, 沒有女朋友又沒有老婆的漏夜打飛機. 連沒有打飛機的也漏夜夢遺三十六次.

我希望會再多出現幾個李光耀, 再多撒幾把鹽. 到時我看你會不會一個個叫他們解釋.

高潮, 實在爽透了!