Malaya High Court
This morning…
Phone : *ring ring*
Dr. Liew : “Hello?”
Phone : [electronic voice recording in Mandarin] “Blah blah blah this is Malaya High Court (馬來亞高等法院) blah… You are requested to appear in court on 23rd this month blah blah blah… Please press 9 for further info…”
Dr. Liew : *press 9*
China girl : “Malaya High Court. Can I help you?”
Dr. Liew : *fake Peking slang* “I received a message telling me to appear in court just now.”
China girl : “Yes.”
Dr. Liew : “For what purpose?”
China girl : “Can you give me your name?”
Dr. Liew : “I’m Mr. Chua.”
China girl : “Your full name?”
Dr. Liew : “Chua Lek Soi.”
China girl : “Your Mandarin name?”
Dr. Liew : “蔡力水.”
China girl : “Your IC number?”
Dr. Liew : “381225…”
China girl : “Then?”
Dr. Liew : *look at last 6 digits on next patient’s card* “14… 5218…”
China girl : *frantic keyboard typing sound* “Is the IC number correct?”
Dr. Liew : “Yes.”
China girl : “If you give us the wrong IC number…” *duuu~~~t duuu~~~t duuu~~~t*
Dr. Liew : ”~~~DOHHH~~~!!!”
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Hehehe Malaya High Court! Are we still under British rules?