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Thursday, April 26th, 2007

Speed Breaker

At a traffic light…

Enzo : *VROOOM VROOOM*

Modified national car (MNC) (on the Enzo’s right) : *krepek pek pek pek pek krepek~~~*

Enzo : *VROOOM VROOOM*

Ah Beng in MNC : *eyes scanning Enzo’s original bodyworks*

Dr. Liew in Enzo : *scanning Ah Lians in MNC*

Ah Lians in MNC : *giggle giggle*

Ah Beng : *tulan* *tekan accelerator*

MNC : *KREPEK PEK PEK PEK PEK KREPEK~~~*

The traffic light turned green…

Dr. Liew : *engage afterburner* *tap lightly on accelerator*

Ah Beng : *switch off aircond and headlights for greater acceleration*

Shortly after the short stretch of road…

Dr. Liew : *engage reverse thrusters*

Ah Beng : “YAHOOOO!!!” *shot past Enzo*

Enzo : *roll over speed breaker gently* *boing~~~ boing~~~*

MNC : *crash against speed breaker* *SPARK SPARK SPARK from undercarriage*

Dr. Liew : “OOOOH! That’s gotta hurt!”

Ah Beng : “TNMCH! Why nobody told me got speed breaker here wan???”

Ah Lian in MNC : “NMCH your car bounce until my tampon also drop off liao!”

Dr. Liew : *flip switch engaging flux-capacitor and gently accelerate to 88mph*

And the rest is history…

doc posted at 0000

3 comments

    hahaha… MNC… good one… MNC

    Comment by Mossie`Ol Chin on Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 at 1103

    doc, flux capacitor….

    Ben-G

    Comment by chuinkee on Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 at 1730

    Ben-G : Wokie wokie. Thanks. :D

    Comment by doc on Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 at 1905

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