Rib Eyes
At a hotel restaurant…
Dr. Liew : “I’d like a rib eye steak, medium, please.”
Waiter : “What sauce do you want?”
Dr. Liew : “Mushroom.”
Waiter : “Okay. Let me repeat your order yadaa yadaa…”
30 minutes later…
RPCNs : “Why your steak so slow one ah? We almost finish our meal liao.”
Dr. Liew : “Of course lar! Caesar salad easy ro prepare mar… This is call 慢工出細貨!”
Another 10 minutes…
Waitress : “Your rib eye steak, sir.”
Dr. Liew : >_> *rub eyes* >>_>> “Eh? This is not beef. This is lamb!”
Waitress : “Huh?”
Dr. Liew : “I ordered rib eye steak. This is lamb chop.”
Waitress : “Err… This bone here is the rib…” [basket giving anatomy lesson]
Dr. Liew : “… I had lamb chop here two days ago. This is similar to the one I had.”
Waitress : “I go ask.” *take the plate back to kitchen*
5 minutes later…
Waitress : *back with the same plate* “This is beef.”
Dr. Liew : “WTF??? This is lamb! You smell and see?”
Waitress : “The kitchen said it’s beef.”
Dr. Liew : “I want to see the cook!”
Waitress : “Err… One minute.” *disappear*
5 minutes later…
Waiter : “I’m sorry sir. This one is wrong. We’ll change it for you.”
Dr. Liew : “My gawddddd…”
Later…
RPCNs : “How’s your rib eye steak?”
Dr. Liew : “It tastes like the beef has been buried in sand.”
RPCNs : “Poor thing…”
Dr. Liew : “Fuck! No way I’m going to eat this. Oi! Kamu! Mari sini!”
Waiter : “Yes, sir?”
Dr. Liew : “Ini kasi bungkus untuk anjing saya. Dan kasi bil!”
RPCNs : “But you don’t have a dog.”
Dr. Liew : “My neighbour has one.”
RPCNs : “What if they tulan and put poison into the steak?”
Dr. Liew : “Precisely my point!”
RPCNs : “You are evil!”
Dr. Liew : “Thanks for the compliment. Let’s just hope they don’t serve pork and insist it’s chicken.”