Credit Card
At a shopping mall…
Ah Lian : “Sir, would you like to apply for credit card?”
Dr. Liew : “Not interested.” *keep walking*
Ah Lian : *chase chase chase* “Sir, we have great offer…”
Dr. Liew : “Not interested.” *keep walking*
Ah Lian : *chase chase chase* “Just five minutes only, sir. Five minutes.”
Dr. Liew : “Waitaminute… You working for Maybank?”
Ah Lian : “Yes, sir. If you sign up…”
Dr. Liew : “Have you lost your mind? Why are you working for those bastards? You don’t know how to spell ‘malu’? Haven’t you read the news lately? Why are you still working for them? Your parents know about this? This is definitely not good for your resume. You have accounts with them? Close all of them already for gawd’s sake! It’s better to work as a prostitute than working for those bastards. Just now when I saw you I thought you were very cute. Now that I know you are working for that bank I think you look ten times more ugly. And now summore you 阻街 (block the street)…”
Ah Lian : *droop head tears welling up*
Dr. Liew : “I suddenly remember I have a very urgent appointment.” *run away*
ask the ah lian : turn back the head.
Poor ah lian :O
har? wat’s wif Maybank? I duno anything leh… I stil got account ther leh…
My answer was shorter, when I was asked in a KK shopping mall.
Wombie : Tell me why I should apply for another credit card when I already have five?”
Ah Lian : Five? Nevermind.
Wombat : And forego the opportunity to educate the public?
guardog : “Maybank had ruffled the legal fraternity’s feathers after the vernacular press reported that the bank had set a “new” condition requiring existing and newly-selected panel of lawyers to have at least three partners, one of whom must be a bumiputra holding a minimum of 50% equity in the partnership.” Source This time they bit the wrong backside. :D