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Saturday, May 19th, 2007

Fly

At Rolly Polly Resident… 

RPCNs : *watching ‘Just Follow Law’* *ROTFLOL*

Dr. Liew : *ROTFLOL*

Blizzard : “FLY!” *thwack*

Storm : “Eww… That’s disgusting!”

Dr. Liew : “Eh? Wait a minute… Let me get my camera…”

Blizzard : “It’s just a dead fly.”

Dr. Liew : “I thought flies lay eggs, and their eggs turn into larvae that we call maggots?”

Storm : “So?”

Dr. Liew : “Then how come this fly has larvae crawling out of its abdomen after you have ruptured it? Does this mean that it has been carrying its larvae inside its abdomen?”

Explanations :

1. The fly changed its behaviour to carry its larvae along because it couldn’t find a suitable place to lay eggs. - doc

2. The fly swallowed the eggs of another fly. - suanie

3. The fly was long dead and the eggs have been hatching in its abdomen. The thwacking just release them. - doc

4. Flies lay eggs one meh? - RPCNs

5. The fly’s vagina tersumbat. - doc

6. Flies got vagina one meh? - RPCNs

7. Then how they fuck? - doc

8. What are you arguing about? - Empress

9. I was just teaching them how flies fuck. - doc

10. You never teach your nurses anything good. - Empress

doc posted at 0000

9 comments

    *BARF* I swear I will never ever again read your blog just after breakfast in the morning!

    Comment by Wombat on Saturday, May 19th, 2007 at 0857

    ewwwwwwww

    -_-”

    Comment by phangan on Saturday, May 19th, 2007 at 1242

    The fly was long dead and the eggs have been hatching in its abdomen.
    The thwacking just release them. - doc

    You mean that it is a Zombie fly ??
    Or pontianak fly ???

    Comment by Kai Hong on Saturday, May 19th, 2007 at 1340

    Awesome.

    Comment by NSDS3 on Saturday, May 19th, 2007 at 1549

    *barf*

    Comment by Mossie`Ol Chin on Saturday, May 19th, 2007 at 2144

    Explanation :

    11. Doc the scientist secretly cloning a new species of flies?

    12. Anything near doc the infamous mutated dinasour will go thru a stage of mutation too?

    *innocent look*

    Comment by renae on Saturday, May 19th, 2007 at 2324

    13. The fly has been to Renae’s *ahem*.

    :PbPbPb

    Comment by doc on Saturday, May 19th, 2007 at 2347

    wowww….this is really interesting

    Comment by sleepiekoala on Sunday, May 20th, 2007 at 0058

    >13. The fly has been to Renae’s *ahem*.

    Like the SouthPark episode where the fly flew into Angelina Jolie’s *ahem* to spread the lice?

    Comment by Charger on Monday, May 21st, 2007 at 1127

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