Dear worshippers, admirers, fans and lurkers sekalian,

It has been a month since the server that is hosting this website had a total meltdown. The admin has been doing his best to restore most of its functions, while experimenting with, and having lots of fun in, all sorts of new improvements.

While this blog and its top-secret VIP forum is still functioning, other subdomains like chatroom, image gallery etc remain inaccessible. Also, the FTP and email functions are still down. As a result, all new registration and password retrieval can not be processed. Your form-mail to me would probably end up in Uranus.

For that matter, I won’t be able to receive your love letters and fan pics. But please be assured that I miss receiving all your photos especially those with ‘I love drliew.net’ markered across your pair of 36D bazookas, and the tattoo of ‘drliew’ over your appendicectomy scar.

I also won’t be able to receive your private form-mail regarding your suicidal thoughts and thus unable to advise you on the best, most painless and effortless, way to waste your own life.

So, before the system is restored, please don’t kill yourself, yet. Else you might do it the wrong way and your death may not be very pleasant. Remember! Suicide is once in a life time. Without professional advice, you might not be able to appreciate the full extend of the joy it could offer.

Kindly be informed.

Yours lovingly,

Dr. Liew