龍捲風

Thus the aircond service man told me he would come to service my aircond at…

一直重複地說準備出了，就快出了，快要出了，就來出了，馬上就要出了。吵死人了！就不能閉上嘴巴等出了之後才講？

醫生，我要捐血。但我有貧血症。 沒問題。先叫人捐給妳。妳夠血之後就可以捐給人了。

Fireman #1: You won’t believe this… Fireman #2: What what what? Fireman #1: I was…

Fireman #1: WTF man!!! Why keep spraying water on me?!?!?! Fireman #2: Oh man… Sorry!…

Firefighter #1: OMG! I am on fire! Hose me down now now NOW! Firefighter #2:…

Bomba = Firefighter