Month: July 2022
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Thus the aircond service man told me he would come to service my aircond at 2:00pm, after he has taken his lunch. He called me at 1:45pm, that he has arrived at the gate. The guards at the gate demanded that he produce a pass in order to let him in. And I went down…
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病人：醫生，我手機上的 MySejahtera 防疫軟件還沒有接到注射第二支加強針的預約日期。 醫生：那就別屌它啦！ 病人：我聽到很多報導說更好，更強，更有效的疫苗就快出來了。 醫生：一直重複地說準備出了，就快出了，快要出了，就來出了，馬上就要出了。吵死人了！就不能閉上嘴巴等出了之後才講？ 病人：咦？醫生你的話和我老婆昨天晚上講的一模一樣！ 醫生：是嗎？ 病人：是的。她還加上一句。 醫生：什麼句？ 病人：你可不可以快一點？老娘還要去看韓劇！
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Fireman #1: You won’t believe this… Fireman #2: What what what? Fireman #1: I was crossing the road… Fireman #2: And then? Fireman #1: A car hit me!!!
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Fireman #1: WTF man!!! Why keep spraying water on me?!?!?! Fireman #2: Oh man… Sorry! Sorry! I thought you are THE FIRE!!!
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Firefighter #1: OMG! I am on fire! Hose me down now now NOW! Firefighter #2: Where the fuck are you? I can’t see you!