Month: April 2023
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It was a quiet night at the luxurious condo building, but that peace was shattered by a gang of robbers who made their way into the lobby. The security guard on duty quickly realized that they were there to rob the building, but it was too late. The robbers were already inside and the guard…
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有一日,嚟咗個阿差。 個個姑娘見到阿差就好似見鬼咁,走死唔愛命。 因為阿差果碌嘢,真喺又粗又長,做佢生意會攞命。 雞乸冇辦法,唯有叫阿差等下,俾啲時間佢安排。 過咗半粒鐘,雞乸帶咗一隻新嚟嘅雞,想介紹俾阿差。 點知隻雞一見到阿差,就擰轉身吵住話唔撈啦! 阿差問雞乸搞乜鬼。 雞乸話:“She knew who too long, Sir.” 阿差叫隻雞擰過身嚟,想安慰佢,話會只插一半。 點知當佢睇真隻雞個樣之後,大叫: “媽呀!好似個豬!” ********** She knew who too long, Sir.= 鼠 牛 虎 兔 龍 蛇 媽呀!好似個豬!= 馬 羊 猴 雞 狗 豬
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醫生係神聖嘅職業,唔可以亂來! 尤其係啲表情,應該要嚴肅,要敬業。 就好似周星馳部 “美人魚” 裡邊果兩個警察咁。 響病人面前,務必要表示關心;你越關心,佢哋俾錢都會爽快啲,過年過節仲會送禮籃。 支預防針拮鳩落去時果種快感,千祈唔好表露出嚟。 因為會俾人打。
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果日有人話我知停車場部 lift 出咗事,入咗去會冇反應;又唔上,又唔落,門又打唔開,直至到有人響外邊按電摰至會開門。 所以我目擊一對印度夫婦行入去,過咗三分鐘左右至去開門放佢哋出嚟。 有人話我唔應該,話要響佢哋未行入去前就應該阻止。 我話我冇咁傻。 事關如果我阻止佢哋入去,佢哋可能半信半疑,多謝都唔多句。 但係佢哋入咗去,困咗三分鐘,或者更耐,我去開門,就變咗 ‘救命恩人’。 係一件好偉大嘅壯舉,係一件善事。 果然不出我所料,佢哋出返嚟之後搏命多謝我。
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我住嘅地方巴閉咯!係馬來西亞首度 – 吉隆坡。 最大特點就係塞車,可以由公路一路塞到公寓停車場入邊。 好懷念 MCO 果陣,馬路都冇車。我揸住醫生令牌公路飛車兼打橫行,交警見到我都要敬禮,真係威到盡! 再嚟就係落少少水就浸水,屋企外邊浸水,裡邊制水! 睇住啲小強米奇同啲魚池嘅高級日本錦鯉一齊到處游嚟游去,一齊被放生,好過癮。