Month: May 2022
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Online overseas consultation… Friend: Aiyah… I am sick… Doc: Go see a doctor la! Friend: You treat me la! You are a doctor also what? Doc: Hello! I am 1500km away la! You think I have super power or what? Friend: Can la! You very geng-chow what? Doc: I know my limit. I can’t treat…
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Online overseas consultation… Friend: I don’t really trust my doctor. I have been hospitalized for 4 days! They can’t even tell me what is actually wrong with me! Doc: Be patient. Give them time to investigate. It can’t be that bad. You are still alive after 4 days, no? Friend: They told me that my…
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Was having gathering with some friends… LT: “Hey! Let’s take a group photo!” Everyone: “Okay!” CB: “Wait! Let me wear my mask first…” LT: “No need la! This is a restaurant. We have been mask-less for the past hour!” CB: “Cannot la! My wife will kill me if she catches me without mask outside!” Everyone:…
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Woman: “Eversince my husband caught the COVID, he has been taking much longer time in the shower. Is that a problem?” Doc: “Not at all. It is a normal reaction.” Woman: “Is it? Really? Why?” Doc: “Ask those rape victims.” Woman: “What has COVID gotta do with rape?” Doc: “Most probably your husband feels that…