Online overseas consultation…
Friend: Aiyah… I am sick…
Doc: Go see a doctor la!
Friend: You treat me la! You are a doctor also what?
Doc: Hello! I am 1500km away la! You think I have super power or what?
Friend: Can la! You very geng-chow what?
Doc: I know my limit. I can’t treat you. You need taoist monk 道士!
Friend: But I am a Christian! I go ask Jesus.
Doc: No need to waste his time la.
Friend: Why?
Doc: You ask him, he ask who? Me lah! Adoii!!!