Month: April 2022
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Plain and simple. Red and gold… and green. Small but loud. Solid and heavy. From Pasadena, California, the US of A. 暴力，不能讓你抬頭。反之，真才實學 才能 光芒萬丈 令人 心服口服。
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How to cast your Samsung DeX to an external monitor while your Samsung Galaxy S7 FE remains in its tablet mode. Swipe down from the top of the screen to open the Quick settings panel. Find the DeX icon, press and hold it briefly. Tap DeX on TV or monitor. Mouse functions on the DeX…
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Rkaru: Pheng leng jeng? Charger: Let Doc translate that Let 😂 Doc: Means an ah moi has the look 靚, has the body 正, but flat chested 平.
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學姐：哎唷，你怎麼穿束腳褲？好像 Phua Chu Kang，老土死了。 醫生：這叫功夫褲。我最近在學無影腳。為了減少空氣阻力，所以選擇束腳褲。 學姐：誰教你？ 護士：妳聽他吹！誒老闆，要不要我拿一支麥克風 🎤 給你？你可以用唱的。 學姐：那他為什麼好端端穿束腳褲？ 護士：因為之前有一隻小強鑽進他褲襠裡！ 學姐：是嗎？哈哈哈！🤣🤣🤣 醫生：就是咯！鑽得好快！一下子就到大腿上面了！還差點咬到我的膥袋！幸好我脫褲子脫得快！ 學姐：哈哈哈！🤣🤣🤣 你脫褲子有多快？ 醫生：不比妳掀裙子快。 學姐：你找死！💥💥💥
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龍哥的生意做大了，收了幾個馬仔。他發現現在的年青人都有洋名，什麼 Jason，Victor，Genius，一大堆，亂七八糟。他問他們為什麼。 Jason：“溝女比較容易，更可以用來溝鬼妹！” Victor：“比較有 class！現在哪裡還有人用中文名？老土到要死！” Genius：“可以隨時改名。我以前叫 Ben，人家說我 ‘笨’，所以現在我叫 Genius。” Jason：“對對對！我以前叫 Richard，換了女朋友之後現在叫 Jason。” 他跑來問我，“醫生，你讀的書多，又會英文，我應該取個什麼樣的洋名？” “你有這麼多個馬仔要管，好像一個牧羊人，就乾脆叫 Shepherd 吧。”
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Let us return to the elderly woman… “I went to the pharmacy. They told me I have an ear infection, so they gave me some ear drops, told me it’s antibiotics. I followed their instructions, but it didn’t work.” She sighed. “So I went back to them again, telling them it had failed to work.…
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“It is like this,” she began talking slowly. “A few weeks ago, my voice wouldn’t go out. They were like, stuck on the right side of my face, particularly at my right jaw. And I thought they couldn’t hear me. So I talked louder.” She paused, her gaze settling on me. “Go on…” I spurred…
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An old lady came to my clinic. With her mask on, she inquired as to whether I could recall seeing her in the past. “Yes, but only vaguely,” I replied. I felt relieved that she was happy at my response. She began to lay out the details of her predicament. “I am not sure if…