龍捲風

狂風掃葉 葉落歸根

240815 酸柑板麵

師奶:“今天帶你來吃板麵。”

醫生:“我要滅的。”

師奶:“這間板麵的酸柑是免費的。”

醫生:“喂喂,免費妳也不用拼命擠啦!喂喂喂!夠了!夠了!”

師奶:“才五粒!再來多幾粒!”

醫生:“呸呸呸!這麼酸,怎麼吃?”

師奶:“加辣椒!酸柑辣椒!”

醫生:“不吃了!”

師奶:“你真的不吃?我幫你吃!”

醫生:“妳懷孕啊?”

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