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Home Minister Hamid Albar has come out with a wholly original explanation of why a police beat base in the Chow Kit area of downtown Kuala Lumpur had to be shut down. According to Mr Hamid, the presence of criminals (in the area) could make it unsafe for police officers.

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Instead of calling in a napalm airstrike, these anjings are running away with their tail between their legs???

RPCN : “你不知道咩? Pondok Polis 都是拿來擺美的.”

KUALA LUMPUR: If the police had their way, they would ban motorcycles from entering cities and towns.

Inspector-General of Police Tan Sri Musa Hassan said this was one of the drastic measures being studied to combat snatch thieves and other crimes involving motorcycles, including illegal racing.

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And where do you think those snatch-thieves-on-motorcycles will go? Penang? No. They will change job, join PDRM, and makan rasuah.

CHICKEN!

In the near future:

KUALA LUMPUR: The government has decided to ban all public toilet in Kuala Lumpur because they are too dirty. The public is advised to do their business at the one and only police station, which, incidentally, has been relocated into Pudu Jail.

When you have more than one AV source to only one TV, you can plug them into your TV. Common TVs these days can usually accept three AV and one S-video input unless you are talking about those with less than 20 inches screen.

The problem comes when you have an Astro box, a disc player, a PS3, an XBox and a Wii, not to mention a network media player all sharing one same TV. In that case, you will need a selector like the one below.

You can even cascade a few of them according to how many AV equipments you have.

But the drawback is that everytime you need to switch source, you’ll need to go up to the selector and physically push the switch on it/them.

Now meet the Auto AV Selector.

This is an automatic source selector accepting upto six AV sources and two S-videos. Depending on which source is active, it will automatically tune to that input. If more than one source is on, it will give priority according to a particular sequence, starting with AV source #1.

But you can override the auto selection by pressing the shift button, forcing it to cycle through the sources yourself.

It takes 2 AA batteries or external 3V DC power supply.

For the price of MYR 55.00, you won’t have to get up from your couch and walk up to switch inputs to you TV anymore. Ain’t that neat? ;)

國陣巫統經已窮途末路, 爛招百出, 癲犬症屢見不鮮.

國陣走狗們與其坐以待斃, 何不参於改革大計, 共創和平, 平等及相互尊重的未來?

巫統若真有意與天下公平競爭, 共創和平, 互利的社會, 又何必壓抑民主之聲, 濫用內安法令扣留自由先駒? 反觀之, 真正的煽動者卻逍遙法外? 為何還不剝削它的公民權, 把那隻雜種豬頭瘋狗一腳踢進南中國海, 讓它游泳回來, 我們才稱它為寄居者?

任何對友族公平的措施, 已被視為對巫族的威脅與傷害. 憑著 ‘新’ 經濟政策, 自己卻淪落於貪污濫權, 五十年後還不能自力更生, 反之還在怪責別人剝削其權利. 其實自己才是真正的寄生蟲. 講出去, 恐怕聽者統統都要笑到滾進溝渠.

全球人類已逐漸統一, 不分你我 - 一個世界, 一個夢想, 共創和平世紀. 它們還在翻舊賬, 斤斤計較誰的祖先先落地, 咬住乳房不放. 實在可悲, 可歌, 可泣.

醒覺吧! 這個世界已不是你們的或者是我們的, 而是我們大家的!

馬來西亞, 能! 全人類, 能! 你們, 能嗎?

Block? Muahahahaha! Block??? What block???

Whose idea was that again? Malaysian Commission of the Mentally Challenged?

ROTFLMFAO with Ms LUITA.

The whole ordeal is a joke. MCMC versus WORLD WIDE WEB??? C’mon! They can’t be that stupid, or can they?

I strongly suspect that it’s just a show to please Najis.

Najis : “I order you to block Malaysia Today.”

MCMC : “That can’t be done, Sir.”

Najis : “I don’t give a fuck whether it can be done can’t be done. I want it done yesterday or I bomb gao you humkarchan!”

MCMC : “Tsk! Okay. It is done. Try www dot malaysia-today dot net and see?”

Najis : “Good! Good! Good! You get to live.”

The rest of the world : *ROTFLOL*