One evening at some restaurant…
Dr. Liew (at the cashier) : “Can I have my bill?”
Girl : “I’ll get the bill to you.”
Dr. Liew : “It’s okay, I’ll pay here. By the way, what’s the name of the song that was playing just now? I heard it before but forgot who sang it.”
Girl : “I don’t know. It’s from the computer and not CD player.” click click click on PC cum cashier “We’re at the next song already.”
Dr. Liew : look at Windows Media Player “Click on the ‘previous’ button, when it gets back to the beginning of this song, click again.”
Girl : “But the player is in shuffling mode.”
Dr. Liew : “Trust me. Bill Gates works for me.”
Girl : click click “Is this the one?”
Dr. Liew : “Yeah, Barry Manilow – Mandy. Thanks!”
Girl : “West Life also got sing.”
Dr. Liew : “Waste Life can go eat shit.”
Later at some music shop…
Dr. Liew : “Kasi cari semua itu Barry Manilow mya album. Tiap-tiap satu!”
Taukeh : “Okay, boss! Sekarang juga, boss!” kaching kaching kaching $_$
Mandy, by Barry Manilow
I remember all my life
Raining down as cold as ice
A shadow of a man
A face through a window
Crying in the night
The night goes into…
Morning, just another day
Happy people pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me, oh Mandy
Well you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away, oh Mandy
Well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, oh Mandy
I’m standing on the edge of time
I walked away when love was mine
Caught up in a world of uphill climbing
The tears are in my mind
And nothing is rhyming, oh Mandy
Well you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away, oh Mandy
Well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, oh Mandy
Yesterday’s a dream
I face the morning
Crying on the breeze
The pain is calling, oh Mandy
Well you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away, oh Mandy
Well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, oh Mandy
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