250603 The Retirement – Q&A with The Doc and RPCNs
Q: Doc, why you retire so early?
Doc: I didn’t. I was being evicted.
RPCNs: Yeah lah, that greedy landlady lah. Both the floors upstairs nobody wanted, been vacant for so many years… Now she wanted Doc to rent all three floors or else move out. Come come we show you her letter.
Q: Then? Where are you moving to?
Doc: I plan to take a break to do my own things for a while.
RPCNs: You listen to him la! Our boss sot one. Every time bought so many toys and tools – Gundam models, Legos, Nanoblocks, RC helicopters, 3D printer, laser engraver, Arduino, electronic parts, even sewing machine he also got! You think in his life time he can finish playing kah? You slow-slow wait la!
Q: But you are a doctor! Wouldn’t that be a waste of your talent?
Doc: I have many talents. Being a doctor is just a small part of me.
RPCNs: Lazy say lazy la! Everyday only know how to play play play.
Doc: I Playboy ma… Okay!
RPCNs: 🤮🤮🤮 You Goldfish uncle got la!
Q: What about your patients?
Doc: I have referred some of them to other clinics. Some of them have my number, but unfortunately, the notice is too short. I am sure other doctors will take care of them.
RPCNs: Yes lah! So many clinics around this area! Number of clinics also more than number of restaurants! People here more likely to die of hungriness than being sick!
Q: What is going to happen to all the stuffs in your clinic?
Doc: I will move some useful stuffs back to my house. The rest would be given away or disposed off.
RPCNs: He will only move his toys back to his house la… He says he wanted to build his own Disneyland!
Doc: Oi! Hello! Disneyland is for Ah Kuas. Mine is at least Universal Studios!
RPCNs: Man cave say la man cave! (Man cave – Wikipedia)
Q: What about your nurses?
RPCNs: Look for other jobs lor… What to do? No retirement benefit for us also! Stupid Doc!
Doc: Hello! I’m not retiring! I am being evicted! Evicted! You know what is evicted or not? I lend you my phone you go ask Google Translate want or not?
Q: Doc, are you going to pursue artificial intelligence?
Doc: Of course! It can help me in many ways, like writing this blog post…
RPCNs: You listen to him la! He only wants to invent tricky phrases to bypass AI’s filter system and censorship to trick it into drawing humsup images!
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