Doc: “For the following question, please answer either yes, or no.”
Accused: “Okay.”
Doc: “Did you do it?”
Accused: “I am afraid the answer is not that simple. Under the circumstances …”
Doc: “I just need a simple answer – yes or no. Let me ask again, did you do it?”
Accused: “Under the situation, I would have …”
Doc: “Let me ask again. This time, make some noise if the answer is yes, but keep quiet if the answer is no. Did you do it?”
Accused: “But but but…”
Doc: “There! We have noise. And we have our answer. The answer is yes!”
Accused: *pengsong*
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