Someone came to RPC, dressed in a red hat full of red pingpong balls on springs, fake long beard and red dress you would only see in Peking operas.
RPCNs : “Doc, got people come to ask for money.”
Dr. Liew : “I know… Wait I get my digital camera…”
Later…
Parasite : “Gong Hei Fatt Choy!!!”
Dr. Liew : “Why you dress like that?”
Parasite : hand out piece of red paper with the word ‘财’ and a 4-digit number “One year once. Gong Hei Fatt Choy!”
Dr. Liew : “I asked you why do you dress like that.”
Parasite : “You give a bit or a lot also nevermind.”
Dr. Liew : “I’m sure your photo caught on my camera will make very nice newspaper frontpage.”
Parasite : “You don’t want to give then I go lor… Tiew!”
Dr. Liew : “Be careful hor. You go out five thunderbolts straight away strike your head (五雷轟頂) then you know.” *whip out digicam*
Parasite : *quickly cover face cabut*
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