Users’ feedback on Ultimate Valentine Gift.
Roller coastered : “I was in Berjaya Theme Park riding roller coaster when my ATM pressed the button. Next I know I was still screaming eventhough the roller coaster has come to a complete stop back at the station.”
Vodka girl : “I was puking my guts out after a tani session with some friends when one of them decided to unlock his car door. I regained consciousness with my head grinding in my pile of semidigested spaghetti.”
Lightspeed dancer : “I was at the dance floor and was still dancing like a baboon eventhough the music has stopped.”
Ex-constipator : “I got bored and decided to try my wife’s out. Being innovative, I wore it front side back. Next I know my constipation was cured. Having soiled hers, I had to buy another pair for her. These days we go shopping center together wearing them.”
Kancil driver : “Thanks to you for modifying the receiver to respond to Proton’s remote controller. Now I can’t even approach my Kancil without buckling my knees.”
Bladder stoned : “Eversince I started using this fantastic invention of science, it has fragmented my bladder stone into tiny sandy particles to be passed out with my urine. My doctors are amazed!”
Spooned : “I was having some dessert after a 7-course dinner at some expensive highclass restaurant and my boyfriend decided to make the dessert more enjoyable. The restaurant later accused us of stealing their silverware. We finally found the spoon after taking an x-ray, it was in my stomach.”
Alarmed : “The other day my Wira alarm decided to go haywire. I had to keep switching it off. Boy it was heaven when my friend found me semiconscious pressing on the keychain.”
Feel free to share your experience in your comment.
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