Mother : “My son went to foot massage with his friend yesterday. They served them some drink and both he and his friend ended up with stomachache and diarrhoea. It must have been the drink.”
Dr. Liew : “Hmm… But your son is only seventeen years old…”
Mother : “Yeah…”
Dr. Liew : “So, tell me, boy, why did you go for the foot massage?”
Boy : “I followed my friend, one.”
Dr. Liew : “I know. But why did you follow your friend to go for foot massage?”
Boy : “I don’t know. He said it’s good for health.”
Dr. Liew : “And what kind of health is it good for?”
Boy : “I don’t know.”
Dr. Liew : “So you don’t know what health benefit you can get from foot massage. And I take it that you went there not really for health benefit.”
Boy : “Err…”
Dr. Liew : “Anyway… Tell me, the girl sui boh?”
Boy : “Err…” nod
Dr. Liew : “Song boh?”
Boy : “Err… She is good.”
Dr. Liew : “Got stim ar?”
Boy : blush like tomato
Mother : “哎呀! 你個死衰仔! 人細鬼大! 好學唔學, 學人腳底按摩?!?!?!”
Dr. Liew : “Aiyar, auntie… Lucky your son didn’t follow someone else to zhar kuat lar… Anyway… How much ar?”
Boy : “Fifty bucks only. BUT I USE MY OWN ANGPAO MONEY!”
Mother : “That’s it! Later when we get home you give me all your angpow money for safe keeping!”
Boy : “But but but…”
Mother : “NO BUTS!”
Dr. Liew : “You should use your angpow money to buy books to read.”
Mother : “Na na na! Listen to the doctor lar, 衰仔!”
Dr. Liew : face turning purple trying not to laugh out loud
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