Friend : “I’ve found the cure to my constipation.”
Dr. Liew : “You have constipation?”
Friend : “Yeah. Cheap cure summore.”
Dr. Liew : “Cheap cure?”
Friend : “Yeah. You know, going to see a doctor, at least 20 bucks. This one 1 ringgit 50 sen kautim.”
Dr. Liew : “You went to pharmacy for self medication?”
Friend : “Nope.”
Dr. Liew : “Then?”
Friend : “I went roadside mamak. One nasilemak bungkus, 80 sen. One glass of teh tarik, 70 sen.
Today shit 5 times liao… Shi fook sai…” faaaaarrrt
Dr. Liew : “Ewww…”
Friend : “Aiyak! Jao foh tim… Can borrow your toilet?”
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