Patient: Doc, I have CSF rhinorrhoea.
Doc: Eh? What makes you think so?
Patient: I have clear watery fluid running out of my right nostril ma… So I asked ChatGPT lor. It told me I have CSF rhinorrhoea.
Doc: I see… You banged your head izzit?
Patient: No lah, I am not crazy! ChatGPT said one.
Doc: Any blood?
Patient: No. Just clear fluid, like water.
Doc: Damn, it is still leaking… Here, take this tissue and stuff it up your nostril. I am going to give you some medicine.
Patient: What about my CSF rhinorrhoea?
Doc: Not CSF rhinorrhoea la. Your brain masuk air liao, after all the air mengalir keluar then you will be okay again.