Today at the RPC…
Patient: “Doc, you are getting shorter.”
Doc: “Who? Me?”
Patient: “Yes. When I first sat down, your were looking at my eyes. Now you are looking at my breasts.”
RPCN: “Doc, I think your chair is sinking.”
Doc: “Oh damn… This chair cost me almost a hundred bucks. From Ikea summore!”
RPCN: “That was fifteen years ago. Time to change to a new one.”
Doc: “Oh no! I will miss my fifteen years of old mud on this chair! Let me repair it first. Get me a pair of chopsticks and some zip ties.”
Doc: “Tada! It is as good as new again!”
RPCN: “Are you sure it can hold? Is it safe?”
Doc: “Trust me, I am an engineer.”
RPCN: “No, you are not. You are just a doctor.”
Later in the evening…
RPCN: “Doc, you are sinking again.”
Doc: “Eh? Let me check what has happened.”
Doc: “I know what happened. The pair of chopsticks have pierced through between the plastic sleeve and the metal column.”
RPCN: “Get a new one la!”
Doc: “When we are free to go shopping again la. Now I need to repair it. Help me flip it over. I need to disassemble the hydraulic column from the base and prop the chair up with something else.”
RPCN: “Are you sure you know how to do it?”
Doc: “Trust me. I am an engineer.”
RPCN: *groan* *roll eyes*
Doc: “Chisel! … Hammer! … Oi oi oi! Shine the light here! … Wipe sweat!”
RPCN: *kick* “Wipe your head!”
Doc: “Now pass me my dumbbell.”
RPCN: “What are you going to do? Are you going to destroy the chair with the dumbbell?”
Doc: “We shall see…”
Doc: “Tada~~~!!!”
RPCN: “What the hell?!?!?!” *pengsong*
2 responses to “The Sinking Chair”
Doc I bought these for my ikea chair to replace, can work:
https://shopee.com.my/Office-Chair-Gas-Spring-Lift-Cylinder-Standard-Super-Heavy-Duty-BIFMA-7%E2%80%9D-8%E2%80%9D-9%E2%80%9D-10%E2%80%9D-11-Black-i.20276963.709928705
Thanks, bro. Because I rarely lower my chair, this will have to do until I can get a new gaming chair.